bontigaobtches:

LMFAAAAAAAAAAO, THIS.

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Thankfully at the time my mind was not dirty…

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looking in the mirror:

itotallyrelate:

“I need to lose weight”

2 minutes later:

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nutty48:

Bill: I had a car accident in 2009 and right before the accident like 5 minutes before that, Tom called me and said ” i have a bad feeling and be careful.”

Tom: and i never do calls like that and it was the first time.

Bill: and i was like yeah okay i don’t know what happens to tom. (laughs)

Bill: and then you know i had a car accident, so there are some magical moments and special connections you can’t describe.

omg.

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